Disastrous.

Well, i see question marks on your head, how could I describe a holiday vacation with the word disastrous?

Month ago, a horrible flood hits most of the city in Thailand. Nightmare. And that was the time I went Pattaya for my so-called holiday vacation. Not to mention the irresponsible tour guide that said : How dare you all complain me? I makan pun feel like vomit everything out. You thought tour guide is God meh? Blabla. And a trip without an itinerary. Like kena " mai chu zai". You can imagine how unpleasant the trip was. Worst still, i went there just a week before my SPM. woohoo dead.

Alright, enough of the conplaining. No matter how dreadful the experience was, it always start off with joys and excitement. As usual, insomnia a night before the trip, too excited and kept on picturing how breath-taking the scene is gonna be, how much fun would i gain etc etc. Weimun;s dad and his friend came over and get us to KLIA around 5pm if not mistaken. Flight to Pattaya was around 8pm. Met up with dad's company staffs at KLIA then check in to the airport two hours before going in the plane. Crap.

We thought the plane is gonna be lousy enough. Dont ask us why'd we felt so. Who knows we went aboard on a Germany plane called Luthansa. Quite classy la i say. But the stewardesses are a little.... erkhem, old. Excitement kicked us. We ran on board like few sakai from the hutan. Everyone was so freaking happy.

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Photos taken with Samsung TL220, 5 mp. Some taken with iPhone 4.

And say byebye to KL.

First time ever bringing books to a vacation trip. Lifeless. You bet i finished it all.

Then we reached Bangkok airport around 11pm. With joys and a stomach with the hard-like-a-rock bread provided by the airline.

Shout OH SO FREEZING CUTE! Thailand taxi.

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Checked in our first hotel.

First thing to do when we opened the hotel room wasnt rolling nor jumping on the bed but asked parents to get us outta the room and find something to fill up the empty stomach. Gah we knew flight's foods are always terrible but never expect them to provide us such rock-alike bread. Stomach growling. Ranted for too long until we saw Carryn them going outta their room too. Hohoho foods here i come. Followed them to seek foods !

Things dont went well everytimes tho.... fml.

Will you eat? Ohdamn. No appetite.

Apparently, they act. The other stores were .... too. I ran outta words.

Thanks to the flood, the street was dreadful enough. We can hardly find something that could be swallowed. So well, best way - 7 ELEVEN. Dont think it;s awesome tho. From the tour guide we known that the whole Thailand ran outta water, you can hardly buy a mineral water from 7 ELEVEN, dont talk about foods. Even instant noodles ran outta stocks. Ah he he, we were fortunate enough to hunt for the last few packets of instant noodles. Dont expect it to taste nice la pls.

First night was terrible. I swear. Flood.

The next morning, waking up with blast and the declined-joys. The joy declined more when we saw the hotel breakfast. Sucks as well. But still, everyone was excited about our first stop too.

Group photo before bergerak. :D

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Along the journey to our destination..

This is where the slums live. Pack enough right?

The river that expected to burst its banks and causes the big flood at thailand, Chao Phraya river.

Billboard like this can be found every where in Thailand. Look at the structure.

Not forgetting the Buut Buut car in Thailand. Haha thats how they pronounce it k lol

Flood in the town.

Tangled wires are every where.

I bet im the only one that was still awake. LOL

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We reached our first destination after the 1 hour plus journey. 
THE FLOATING MARKET !

Ang mohs say Hi :D

Sesak river laa.

This is how they sell you their goods.

First, they approach your sampan, or to say grab, then ask if you want any of the goods they are selling. If yes..

CHOP the coconut on the spot, and throw the coconut shell to the river.

Then pass it to you lo.

Looking weird huh?

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Lunch followed after we back to the jetty.

The restaurant we had our lunch was awesome enough tho. Dont believe, nah proof.

Masuk Guiness World Record leh, dont play play,

Look at the exterior design of the restaurant. Like woah, sai mm sai oh?!

After lunch, we sat in the bus for 2 hours plus until we saw a beam of sunshine of Pattaya.

First stop in Pattaya ...  err a dont know what park LOL.

As i said, trip without itinerary, sucks to the max. I dont even know where the heck i was visiting. Damn tourism company.

Watched crocodile show first, never take any photos cos it was tooooo gross for me. Hate shows like this eww to max.

Awwn not these. :D

Pig racing! HOHOHO my relatives.

Dinner beside the Pattaya well-known Walking Street was exhilarating. Habis makan terus gai gai.

These are what we ate in the 5 days. Repeating without failed. Wtf now i look at the foods also feel like puke. No joke.

And then we went the Walking Street !!!

Girls, shows, bar games....and competing stereos all combined to raise our blood pressure. And go-go's, discos, massage parlours and dozens of bar-beers compete with each other for your immediate attention. Interested lehhhh. :D

So we went in one of those. Hiekhiek.

And then they gone crazy lol

Prettiest agua in Pattaya. Whoops.

This is a little outta tone haha. But yeah special enough and i mustve share it out.

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Finally get to jump into the vast and glittering sea on the third day.

Parachutte whoohooo :D

ME ME ME THATS MEEEE! :D

Approximately RM70 for one ride. Definitely worth a try!

Awful experience with the Banana boat tho. Took the offer from one of the worker, only RM10 per pax. So there we ride, Accident happened when our boat ran outta gas. Whathafak. The boat sunk at the middle of the sea. Like yeah middle of the sea. The 5 of us, me brother sister jeremy and alson were like bunch of mangsa, floating at the middle of the sea and waiting for rescue. Well then the worker kept pushing the boat forth, made me and jeremy both kesian de mangsa almost died in the middle of the sea. No joke. We were at the middle of the keep-moving-forth boat and a boundary rope, which is stationary and couldnt be moved at all. Plus the life jacket which made us float, we couldnt even cross the rope by swimming below it. People do extraordinary move when they are in total helpless mode. Hah. I dont know how we did but we really did, literally jumped across the super thick rope. Then again, me and jeremy both kesian de mangsa floated on the middle of the sea while the boat and the rest of them going further and further from us. LOL. imagine how shitty it is. Agak agak half an hour later a freaking worker rescued us with the freaking jetski. We were finally outta the sea. Wtf.

And then they offered us a second ride. Hah. god damn it.

This is how i paid 100 baht - RM10+ for 2 rides of banana boat and 1 jetski ride. Lmfao

Ohkay continue the story.. erkhem.

Then balik hotel.

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Along the journey back to hotel.

After balik hotel dressed up and rest for a short moment, we took our lunch at ze hotel, same fking foods. Then we went to another park, or zoo. -.-

We had our buffet dinner at the dont know what park. And watched an agua show there too! No photos taken cause camera ran outta battery.
Aww missed. Back hotel after that. Exhausted.

Forth day was super super de boring. We took our bus ride back to Bangkok. That took almost half a day. Bored bored bored. Then went a jewelry shop, or to say, gem shop. No camera allowed so no photos. The gems and decor are extravaganza. Price too. Jaw dropped. Bought a diamond ear ring there tho. heh. After that we went a honey shop and a err herbs shop. Bored to max. Next stop was more interesting tho.

After dinner, went back to our hotel. 4 stars hotel LOL. And we spent our night there chatting and gambling at the lobby. As that was our last night, urge to build up the bond. Last chance. Ah Ng and Sue Ann's hubby taught me card magic, and alson be my "guan si" for the gambling session. This is how the bond built.

Bed around 3am.

Last day.

This is the day we feel the horrible-ness of the flood. Photos show everything.

The citizens parked their cars along the storey highway.

They even store their belongings in the car which parked at the storey highway.

Then we raeched our final destination.

ffat.

Ultimate last stop before we check in to the airport - Safari world.

Dont you ever noticed my pattaya trip was all about animal? Hah this is because those were the only places that free from the horrendous flood. The schedule was kept changing and switching. Sucks to the max.

So here it ends the trip.

If i were to rate, this Pattaya trip worth 3 stars outta 5. Cant blame anything tho. Bad timing, flood, everyone was in bad mood and interesting places were force closed. Sadness. I will definitely go Pattaya again if i get the chance in the future.

Say byebye to Thailand.

Stay tune.

More to come. xoxo